MR. K. SLEEZY

(D. Sacke, D. Blacktin)

Produced by Daniel Blacktin

Mixed by Kasland

Mastered by Kasland

Published by Room 28 Publishing (BMI)

[Intro]

Excuse me

May I have everyone's attention please

I just want to

Talk for a moment

 

[Verse 1]

Hello people, how you doing today

Imma introduce myself, let me tell you my name

Kasland, and I'm from the lone star state

Grew up on a street called Lovers Lane

That's gay, yeah, but I don't swing that way

This my life story so believe what I say

Only three years old when my dad walked out

So my mom picks me up every time I fall down

Ok, let's move on to the next chapter

Then I grew up and became a rapper

Met St. James at the age of sixteen

Now he's like my dad, he taught me everything

By no means change who you are

Just change your approach and you'll be a big star

So I took his advice, now this rap shit's easy

Blowing up big as Mr. K. Sleezy

 

[Chorus]

I'm Mr. K. Sleezy, I'm not Lil Weezy

I'm Mr. K. Sleezy, I'm not S. Beezy

I'm Mr. K. Sleezy, I'm not C. Breezy

I'm Mr. K. Sleezy, I'm not A. Reezy

I'm Mr. K. Sleezy, I'm not Young Jeezy

I'm Mr. K. Sleezy, I'm not Bow Weezy

I'm Mr. K. Sleezy, I'm not Kanyeezy

I'm Mr. K. Sleezy, I'm not T. Peezy

 

[Verse 2]

Sitting in my room, half naked in my red socks

Only thing I do with my life is play Xbox

Mess with rappers minds, make them all want to kill me

I'm the one who made V.I.C get silly

Your mind's on kush, my mind's all mush

I give it a little push then I squeeze it like a tush

An idea popped out, a hit it is sure to be

Call up Dr. Arab so he can start the surgery

Sometimes I wonder, is St. James proud of me

L Saint’s mature, but I just don't know how to be

Got a weird mentality, don't like to rap without a beat

Trying to find maturity, but it just won't come out of me

If you ever watch the hip-hop awards that go all night long

I'm the one in the crowd with the sign that says hi mom

Crazy, I think I might be mental

But that's ok, just hand me my pencil

 

[Chorus]

I'm Mr. K. Sleezy, I'm not Lil Weezy

I'm Mr. K. Sleezy, I'm not S. Beezy

I'm Mr. K. Sleezy, I'm not C. Breezy

I'm Mr. K. Sleezy, I'm not A. Reezy

I'm Mr. K. Sleezy, I'm not Young Jeezy

I'm Mr. K. Sleezy, I'm not Bow Weezy

I'm Mr. K. Sleezy, I'm not Kanyeezy

I'm Mr. K. Sleezy, I'm not T. Peezy

 

[Verse 3]

Hey man, there's a hip-hop A&R in town

She's looking for talent, you should have her check you out

Oops, I screwed up, I didn't show her this song

I got all tangled up in a cordless phone

What's going on? Am I alive or am I dead

I can't tell the difference between my mind and my head

Sitting in my shower with a straight jacket on

Thinking of my next song, where did I go wrong

D. Prince probably going to go insane

When he hears what I did with this beat that he made

But one way or another, I had to make you see

These rappers trying to be different, I'm trying to be me

I'm the type of guy to walk up, say what's happening

Kick you in the nuts then run away laughing

D. Prince in the booth ripping tracks so furious

Put my ass cheeks on the glass, ask why so serious

 

[Chorus]

I'm Mr. K. Sleezy, I'm not Lil Weezy

I'm Mr. K. Sleezy, I'm not S. Beezy

I'm Mr. K. Sleezy, I'm not C. Breezy

I'm Mr. K. Sleezy, I'm not A. Reezy

I'm Mr. K. Sleezy, I'm not Young Jeezy

I'm Mr. K. Sleezy, I'm not Bow Weezy

I'm Mr. K. Sleezy, I'm not Kanyeezy

I'm Mr. K. Sleezy, I'm not T. Peezy

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